...you call me to get my phone number!

...you spend 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it says "concentrate!"
 
...you put lipstick on your forehead because you want to make up your mind!
 
...you try to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
 
...you send me a fax with a stamp on it!
 
...you think a quarterback is a refund!
 
...you got locked in a grocery store and starve to death!

...you trip over a cordless phone!
 
...you take a ruler to bed to see how long you sleep!
 
...you ask for a price check at the Dollar Store!
 
...you study for a blood test!
 
...you think Meow Mix is a CD for cats!

...you learn that 90% of all crimes occur around the home.....so you move!

...you miss the 44 bus, so you take the 22 bus twice instead!
 
...you come to pick me up at the airport, see a sign that says "Airport Left," so you turn around and go back home!!!
 

 

what do you get when you add 50 pigs and 50 deer?  100 sows and bucks!!!!! (hardee har har)